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Call the police…I’ve been robbed

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Stolen Yogurt

Stolen Yogurt

The other day, Adam came home, walked in the door, and before I could even see him I hear him say in a nonchalant voice, “Call the police…I’ve been robbed.” It turns out that when he was talking on the phone with me when he was at the grocery store, and when he got to the register he was a yogurt short. He thinks that the lady standing next to him stole the yogurt from his cart since he took the last strawberry yogurt. He’s taking Duncan as his attack cat next time.  I decided she would be a sneaky lady who couldn’t stand to be without her “fav” 100 calorie yogurt in strawberry so she swiped it and power-walked her way outta there.

Duncan CANNOT be this hungry

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How can he be that desperate?

How can he be that desperate?

Adam and I were defrosting some chicken on the counter and had the plate covered with foil.  Not more than a few minutes later, Adam was walking his way to the kitchen and nearly stepped on a frozen chicken breast.

Yes, you heard right, Duncan was “so hungry” that he had to jump on the counter, tear open the foil, and carry a frozen chicken breast to another room before deciding it was too much work for little return.

At least he isn’t dumb.