Does anyone else have the problem where they believe their couches to have some sort of magical powers? It's like as soon as I sit near/on one with a moderate amount of relaxation, I'm immediately cast under its spell for a minimum of an hour, usually 3. What the heck? True story.
I'm not sure why it happens. I'm not sure what the deal is. But whatever is happening it happens too frequently for it to be a coincidence. And frankly, it's upsetting me quite a bit. Are the cats in cahoots or something? Is this some sort of elaborate plan to blow my mind?... Continue Reading →