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Adam’s a tortoise



I thought it was just a college guy thing when we first started dating. Adam would always be dancing the line of being late and being really late. I figured, eh, whatever.

We’ll this has not changed and I end up turning into a nag because I hate being late. Likes sweaty palms anxiety hate.

Cue tv-like drama.

So the other day Adam was running on his own schedule again and I was getting annoying, as usual (note: I was actually both annoyed and annoying). I called him out on it, once I realized that this was never going to change, and I decided that Adam is like a tortoise slowly eating a little piece of lettuce. I think he agreed to my analogy. So this is Adam as a tortoise.

Because this pretty much just happened this morning when I was trying to sleep…

It's kind of creepy.

It's kind of creepy.

Smudge must have learned some passive aggressiveness from Duncan because he’s really stepped up his game lately.

Smudge has learned that if he’s annoying, he’ll get attention.  Mostly because Adam will say something like, “NO, Smudgey,” then proceed to pick him up and then give him love.  Now I’m not saying this is Adam’s fault (yes, I am) but whatever has transpired in the past is now coming back and making Smudge even more annoying and well-trained.

He will now just sit and look at us while he’s doing the super annoying act, whether it’s pawing at a plastic bag or crunchy piece of paper, or sitting on top of the Playstation 3.

It’s not the kind of look where he’s just doing a dumb old cat stare into space;  this has intention, people.  He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing.

So we just ignore him now and he stops.  He might have learned a new skill but he doesn’t have quite the persistence Duncan has.  Yet.