So I have a horrible secret to reveal. I cause my husband gratuitous injuries. Not like in a secret abusive relationship way, but either directly or indirectly, I cause Adam injuries on a fairly regular basis.
For example, this weekend we decided to try cross-country skiing because the park system had a rental for boots and skis. Sounded awesome. So I got him to try it with me. He hasn’t ever skied but decided to give it a shot. Well, in seriously the first 2 minutes of having his skis, on he fell and twisted his already sensitive knees. Like a trooper he kept going and did that again at least 5 more times.
THEN, the next day he was out taking the ice off my car. And he poked himself in the eye with the ice scraper and we had to go to urgent care for 2 hours.
This was just this weekend. I can’t even count how many times I’ve accidentally (yes, ACCIDENTALLY) poked him in the eye or hit him in some way.
So either he is a big ol’ wimp or I might be a sociopath.