I was cruising around Old Navy and stopped to check out the sale items in the baby section. Some of my closest friends are having babies and it’s thrown me into a bit of a baby frenzy; there’s so much cute stuff out there! So now when I am at the store, I usually check out the baby items to scope out any good deals.
As I was taking a gander at the dresses and shoes and such I came up to a bunch of onesies that were hanging up. Each of the astrological signs was represented with a cute little image on the front and the name for that month. Cool if you care about any of that junk, which I really don’t, but I took a look anyway. Since I am a Cancer (My birthday is coming up this summer. I expect presents…..ok, I don’t but I thought it would be funny to sound like a jerk.) I figured I should check out the onesie that I might have worn. I skipped past Virgo, which said “Mommy’s little Virgo” on the tush; skipped past Pisces, with “Mommy’s little Pisces” on the tush…..and my brain. got. a. little. concerned.
Would they REALLY put “Mommy’s little Cancer” on the butt of a onesie? I really hope they didn’t for obvious reasons, but I secretly hoped they did for hilarious reasons.
I find the onesie, giddy with excitement…..
Drink. Your. Ovaltine?!
Just kidding. It said, “Mommy’s little baby.” Good choice, Old Navy. Well played.