If you need the skills of a ninja, don’t call this guy.

When I was getting my dressed altered for our wedding I went to a lady whose shop was in her house.  It seemed a little strange at first but, boy, was she awesome.  Extra awesomeness: she had a cat that kept me company when she was attending to business.  This cat was a fat, cute Japanese Bobtail.  I liked him.

When I asked Olga (yes, that is her real name) what the cat’s name was, she told me it was Ninja.  It’s short for Fat Killer Ninja Cat.  I liked him even more.

When I would be trying my dress on I would have the travel bag hanging in the corner of the room and Ninja would come and take naps in it.  I liked even more more.

That’s about all I could like him since that’s about the extent of our relationship but I made this cartoon in his spirit and shared it with Olga.  She liked it.  No discounts (rats), but we had a laugh, haha.