This weekend Adam and I had the illustrious honor of taking care of a little baby cat. Our neighbors were out of town and little Omlette needed us to stop by and make sure she was ok. She’s just a baby after all.
Firstly, she was soooooo excited to see us that she purred a lot. She was excited for getting some pets and loved to play with her string toy. She ran really fast and then tried to kill me.
That’s right. I said, kill me.
I don’t know if you watch That Mitchell and Webb Look, a crazy British sketch comedy show, but I am going to quote a line I just heard. “We’ve all got immortality that wears off!” I think little Omlette must have heard that and was thinking of how she could end my immortality before it had a chance to wear off.
She ran so fast and stopped EXACTLY under my feet, thereby causing me to trip and take a dive (since I love cats and all I didn’t want to squish her by just landing on her). I was this close to either landing in the blinds draw cord where I would have probably been strangled or impaling myself on a lamp.
But since I have extraordinary super secret ninja skills, I caught my balance and survived.
I forgave her since she is still a baby. But I’ll tell ya what…I’m gonna watch my back when I see little Omlette out in her harness outside. She might try to run me out into the street or something.