Happy Valentime’s (on purpose…sounds more fun to say) Day, fools! Either you are enjoying a surprise card that says “I choo-choo-choose you!” and a refrigerated rose from the grocery store or you are reading candy hearts to yourself over a Hot Pocket. Or maybe you just don’t really care. Regardless, we can all recognize that this “holiday” can result in quite the fund diminishing situation.
Therefore, for my dear Adam, I present you this cattoon for all the world to see. All it cost me was a few precious moments of my life that I can never have back. But very little operational cost! (that’s about the only thing I remember from my college economics class…my brother would be pissed at me right now)
So, I hope you, too, have a Happy Valentime’s Day, whether you got any perforated paper cards or not.