This is the only day that matters if you say, “I love you.” The rest don’t count.

 

If I squeeze him harder he'll love me more!
If I squeeze him harder he'll love me more!

Happy Valentime’s (on purpose…sounds more fun to say) Day, fools!  Either you are enjoying a surprise card that says “I choo-choo-choose you!” and a refrigerated rose from the grocery store or you are reading candy hearts to yourself over a Hot Pocket.  Or maybe you just don’t really care.  Regardless, we can all recognize that this “holiday” can result in quite the fund diminishing situation.

Therefore, for my dear Adam, I present you this cattoon for all the world to see.  All it cost me was a few precious moments of my life that I can never have back.  But very little operational cost! (that’s about the only thing I remember from my college economics class…my brother would be pissed at me right now)

So, I hope you, too, have a Happy Valentime’s Day, whether you got any perforated paper cards or not.

 

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  1. But what about the opportunity cost my dear? Oh, the things you could have done… And I was wondering, does he have that wierd face because you’re hugging him so tight, or because you’re standing on his foot?

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