I was pumped yesterday when I got my first comment yesterday from someone I don’t know. In honor of her kind words and this momentous occasion in notacrazycatlady.com, I bring you my cattoon inspired by her comment.
Duncan and Smudge both actually really like catnip (as evidenced by Duncan’s hidden stash in the pocket of his smart and practical short sleeve button down shirt – those shirts just remind me of my high school social studies teacher). We keep the ‘nip in the kitchen so it kind of makes me wonder if when I go get it for them they mistake it for food and that’s why they go gaga for it. That would apply at least to Duncan and Smudge is pretty good at following.
The next thing I wonder about is what the heck they are thinking when they are on it. Is is like a hallucinogen and they imagine entering a wonderful world of floating Doritos/birds/squirrels/cheese sticks that they can chase? Because they move pretty darn fast when they’ve rolled in and licked up catnip. Additionally, when Duncan hears a cheese stick being pulled from the package – let me repeat. Pulled. From. The. Package. Not being opening, not smelling it, not seeing me get it – when he hears that chhhhhhh as it tears from the perforations. He comes RUNNING. So it wouldn’t surprise me if he was on some sort of a cheese hunt in his tiny little melon. And Smudge loves
to eat squirrels so that seems reasonable, too. Or are they just all jacked up and ready to go and just have to run, run, run as fast as they can or else their hearts are going to explode? Perhaps they get really paranoid and feel like they’re being chased by a noisy plastic bag being crinkled/vacuum cleaner/squirt bottle? Who knows.
And really, who cares? Because when it boils down to it, if they are busy in their own world and aren’t marching all over me when I’m trying to type or eat delicious cereal then that catnip is going to be like my new
babysitter catsitter. I mean, I wouldn’t ever probably wouldn’t do that if I had kids but Duncan and Smudge seem to really enjoy it and they’re practically middle-aged so who am I to kill their buzz? Plus they’re cats.
On a side note, Duncan LOVES to lick the tops of strawberries when I finish eating them. I did a small bit o’ research and found that strawberries and catnip are apparently related plants. So if you are wanting a drug free environment for your cats you must rid your household of strawberries, as well. Boo 😦 But since I’m ok with the ‘nip for the boys, it’s allllll right with me to keep strawberries in the house…minus the probably tons of pesticides I consume from strawberries. That’s probably worse than a high cat.